I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Tote

Some days, that's the only honest answer.

I'm only talking to my dog today

A bag for the introvert mornings - when the coffee queue feels like too much and the dog is, frankly, better company. Embroidered in clean, confident lettering on heavyweight canvas, so the message reads without anyone having to ask.

Worn well in: Sunday markets, morning beach strolls, the line at Customs, anywhere you'd rather not chat.

Embroidered in New Zealand · Heavyweight 100% cotton canvas · Shipping NZ-wide

Why you'll wear it

• Functional and funny. Does what a tote should do - and warns people off before you've finished your flat white.
• The introvert flex. People who get it will smile. People who don't won't bother you. Win-win.
• Reads from across the room. Bold embroidery, clean spacing - designed to be legible at a glance.

The Details

• Feel: Heavyweight 100% cotton canvas
• Size: One size 42cm x 42cm, Gusset width 9.5cm, Strap length 72cm
• Art: Designed and machine-embroidered in our Wellington studio, made to order for introverts nationwide
• Base: AS Colour Carrie Tote
• Care: Cold gentle wash inside-out, line dry

FAQ

Is the text readable from a distance?
Yes - designed at a size that reads from across a café or queue, not just up close.

Can I gift this to someone who's not an introvert?
If they're a dog person with a sense of humour, absolutely. The message lands either way.

Does it fit a laptop?
Yes - up to 15 with room for a notebook and water bottle.