I'm only talking to my Cat today tote

Yes, the door is closed.

Only talking to my cat today.

A bag for the cat-person chapter - treat negotiations, a carrier by the door, and a small striped creature who has clearly chosen you. Hand-drawn lettering and a soft embroidered doodle on heavyweight canvas - reads warm, not loud.

Worn well in: the vet waiting room, the supermarket run when you'd rather be home, couch treaties, the 5am hallway patrol, and any social plan you cancelled because someone was finally sitting on your lap.

Embroidered in Wellington · Heavyweight 100% cotton canvas · Shipping NZ-wide

Why you'll wear it

Honest about the boundary. Your group chat can wait. The cat cannot.

Friendly to most house cats. Tabby, tuxedo, floof, senior grump, chaotic kitten - if you've ever said "sorry, I'm busy" to a human but not to a cat, this is yours.

A gift that actually lands. For the friend who became a cat person overnight, or anyone deep in the "don't talk to me, talk to my cat" era.

The Details

Feel: Heavyweight 100% cotton canvas
Size: One size 42cm x 42cm, Gusset width 9.5cm, Strap length 72cm
Art: Designed and machine-embroidered in our Wellington studio, made to order for cat people nationwide
Base: AS Colour Carrie Tote
Care: Cold gentle wash inside-out, line dry

FAQ

I have a dog too. Does this still apply?
If you've ever closed a conversation because the cat walked in - yes. It's a mood, not a species audit.

Will it hold the cat-person starter pack?
Yes - treats, pouches, a spare collar, vet paperwork, and whatever toy they're ignoring this week fit easily. Tested under real conditions.

Does it fit a laptop?
Yes - up to 15" with room for a notebook and a water bottle.